The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.
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Dave Barry
Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
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Dave Barry
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook.
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Julia Child
Diet food is for lazy people.
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IceT
There you are. A simple commandment. Not ten of them, just one: 'Thou shalt not eat.' (Personally, I wish the very first edict from God hadn't involved dieting, don't you?)
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Liz Curtis Higgs